(Source: christiantheatheist)
Ultimate Steve, as well as this shitty comic, are lazy caricatures written by people who live in the kind of privileged...
AHAHAH!! But, like, seriously, he is annoying as shit.
That would be terrible.
Ultimates can go suck dick. Everyone seems to forget the reason why Steve is Captain America is because he wasn’t like...
…Thor has me with the accent though…
Which is why Ultimate Steve is the more realistic of the two.